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Finally… Now that the legal mumbo jumbo is out of the way, I can tell my story.
The story you may or may not be about to read is a story about procrastination. ….. I’ll write about that story later.
I think instead, I’ll write a story about an individual with a powerful memory and an impressive ability to recall and remember things. A multi-tasker for sure. Someone that can focus and stay on target. Someone that can get in and get the job done. Someone that can get right to the point in a succinct sort of way, and possibly add a touch of humor as well. The story follows:
Oh S#*T, I forgot what I was going to write about….. Oh well, anyway…
Hey, I think I’ll go in the kitchen and see if there’s anything that needs to be stirred….I’m hungry and a little parched, too!